Why are you so shit
Anonymous

I am so shit because it’s really funny to annoy people with my shitness.

It’s intentional, don’t worry for me. 

Reblog if you want a “why are you so…” in your ask.

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llcooljofficial:

no wonder foreigners don’t like americans i mean our mascot looks like the bird form of a douchebag who takes gym class too seriously

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that is the best damn description I have ever heard

i want to lick ur penis hole with my tongue and go so far up in to your stomach and then climb inside you and then you shit me out and lick me clean
Anonymous

Ladies and Gentlemen who give a shit about my blog that I rarely use. That was courtesy of her
http://caraphernelliiaaa.tumblr.com/ 

How to break up with someone

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: Me.
You: BYEEEE